Mario’s Twelve Days of Christmas by Gavin Kostick

Mario’s Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A printing press and lots of QE.

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two percent inflation
And a printing press and lots of QE.

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three Abe’s arrows
Two percent inflation
And a printing press and lots of QE.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four quarters growth
Three Abe’s arrows
Two percent inflation
And a printing press and lots of QE.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five percent unemployment!
Four quarters growth
Three Abe’s arrows
Two percent inflation
And a printing press and lots of QE.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six left elections
Five percent unemployment!
Four quarters growth
Three Abe’s arrows
Two percent inflation
And a printing press and lots of QE.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven investors investing
Six left elections
Five percent unemployment!
Four quarters growth
Three Abe’s arrows
Two percent inflation
And a printing press and lots of QE.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight bloggers blogging
Seven investors investing
Six left elections
Five percent unemployment!
Four quarters growth
Three Abe’s arrows
Two percent inflation
And a printing press and lots of QE.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine bankers rigging
Eight bloggers blogging
Seven investors investing
Six left elections
Five percent unemployment!
Four quarters growth
Three Abe’s arrows
Two percent inflation
And a printing press and lots of QE.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten pols a-fawning
Nine bankers rigging
Eight bloggers blogging
Seven investors investing
Six left elections
Five percent unemployment!
Four quarters growth
Three Abe’s arrows
Two percent inflation
And a printing press and lots of QE.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven hawks a-crashing
Ten pols a-fawning
Nine bankers rigging
Eight bloggers blogging
Seven investors investing
Six left elections
Five percent unemployment!
Four quarters growth
Three Abe’s arrows
Two percent inflation
And a printing press and lots of QE.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me (altogether now)
Twelve doves a-flying
Eleven hawks a-crashing
Ten pols a-fawning
Nine bankers rigging
Eight bloggers blogging
Seven investors investing
Six left elections
Five percent unemployment!
Four quarters growth
Three Abe’s arrows
Two percent inflation
And a printing press and lots of QE.

A – printing press – and – lots of QQQQQ EEEEEE.

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6 thoughts on “Mario’s Twelve Days of Christmas by Gavin Kostick”

  1. 2% inflation would be very welcome

    Stuffing the bankies flush with lolly
    Tra la la la la la la
    Won’t do anything for growth, pure folly
    La la la la euroland

  2. I am humbled by the talent. If I get time over xmas I hope to work on the theme of

    “On the first Bubble, the bankers did say,
    this is just perfect let’s blow all the way….”

    But meantime I bow to Gavin K and seafoid and offer thanks and congratulations! And a merry Xmas to all.

  3. Nicely done Gavin! Thanks. Best wishes to all the rest of Ye! I learned a lot. But am I wiser? We’ll be back!

    Brian.

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